Monday, April 27, 2009

Be Honest, with Nancy Pelosi

"As I've already told you, I had no idea that waterboarding or any other enhanced interrogation technique was ever being used on captured, mass-murdering, terrorist masterminds. I only knew that these techniques could be used. Now be honest... If I had had even an inkling that what could be used was actually being used, don't you think I would have immediately written a strongly worded letter of protest to Vice President Cheney, then tucked it away in a drawer for several years, until the political winds shifted? I mean, seriously, don't you think I would have done a 'Senator Rockefeller,' too?"