Friday, May 8, 2009

Arlen and Joe Talk Seniority


"Arlen, buddy, what's wrong?"

"It's my seniority, Joe."

"What seniority?"

"Exactly! You guys promised me that if I switched parties and became a Democrat, I could keep my seniority when it came to committee assignments."

"And you believed us? Buddy, what were you thinking?"

"Well... you know... honor among thieves, and all that..."