Monday, August 10, 2009

A Conversation at the McDonald's Drive-Thru Window

"Look at it! It's right there!"

"It's just a bee."

"It's a big bee! And it's right there!"

"Just ignore it."

"I can't punch in the orders on the register when it's right there!"

"Oh, all right."

(Wave. Wave. Wave. Wave. Wave.)

(Me) "Ah, excuse me? You do realize you're waiving that big bee out your window and straight into my car, right?"