Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The President Speaks to the Students: The Lost Footage

"And I say to you, schoolchildren of America, that if your parents don't buy a new car from the government-owned General Motors, then your parents are giving up on this country! And if your parents don't support my awesome proposals for health care reform, then Mommy and Daddy don't love you! And if... All right now, which one of you pranksters put my original, pre-conservative outrage speech up on the teleprompter? You scamps!"