Friday, December 4, 2009

Dear Neighbor (Again)

Dear Neighbor,

It is now the morning of December 4th, and your Halloween pumpkin is still on display for all to enjoy.


For the love of God, girls, please throw this rotting thing away before it attracts the raccoon living in that drainage pipe down at the intersection. Or gets "accidentally" knocked onto the center of your lovely patio table.

Thank you. That is all.

Sincerely,

Your Neighbor