Thursday, December 17, 2009

President Obama's Twelve Days of Christmas: Day Five


"Ho! Ho! Ho! One more time, Mister President! What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"

"Well, Santa, I want bring the War on Christmas to a responsible end, so a very helpful gift would be if you could get everyone to start calling it the Pan-Cultural Inclusionary Contingency Operation."

"Ho-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o, my..."