"Ho! Ho! Ho! Once again! What would you like for Christmas, young man?"
"Well, Santa, I'd like a climate deal in Copenhagen that dramatically cuts our output of carbon dioxide, transfers $100 billion a year from the developed to the developing world, yet doesn't cause a shaky U.S. economy to lose a single net job or raise the cost of energy one dime for our hard-working families."
"Ho! Ho! Ho! I think someone's been attending one-too-many beer summits!"