"Ho! Ho! Ho! We're going to keep going until you get this right, young man! Now, what can Santa bring you for Christmas this year?"
"Well, Santa, I'm tired of giving better gifts than I receive. So for Christmas this year, I'd like to get gifts that are every bit as awesome as the ones I give to everybody else."
"Ho! Ho! Ho! You got it, Mister President! Just let me give Gordon Brown back his pen holder carved from the timbers of the British ship that helped end the African slave trade, and I'll bring you a boxed set of unplayable Bonekickers DVDs in PAL format!"