"So what kind of threatening Teabagger phone call is this one, Robert?"
"She says --"
"Is it an overwrought Christian fundamentalist throwing around baby-killing Hitler metaphors?"
"She wants --"
"Is it a gun-clinging xenophobic accountant who doesn't understand that counting a single dollar only once in the federal budget is racist?"
"She's saying --"
"Is it a Fox News viewer?"
"She's asking how we can complain about overheated rhetoric when we let Harry Reid get away with comparing opponents of the Senate health reform bill to people who supported slavery, wanted to deny women the vote, and stood against civil rights legislation."
"Is that Sarah Palin? Let me talk to her..."