"So what kind of fear-mongering Teabagger tirade is this phone call, Robert?"
"She says --"
"Is it some crazed Christo-facist leaving coffins on lawns and waving around racist prayer-vigil candles as code-props for burning crosses?"
"She's asking --"
"Is it some civic Neanderthal so consumed by rage he's able to hurl a rock through a Congressman's 30th-story office window?"
"She wants --"
"Is it some irresponsible politician inciting violence in Philadelphia by saying 'If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun,' because 'folks in Philly like a good brawl'?"
"She's asking if our tender sensibilities are actually time travellers who skipped the entire Bush administration."
"Skip the entire Bush administration? That's brilliant! Go tell Rahm to fire up the hot tub..."