"So what kind of threatening Teabagger phone call is it this time, Robert?"
"He says --"
"Is it a right-wing-extremist militia-type threatening to kill you and your children in the most brutal and hateful of ways?"
"He wants --"
"Is it a bitter racist redneck hurling vile and demeaning racial and ethnic stereotypes and epithets?"
"He claims --"
"Is it a domestic biological terrorist trying to hock a germ-filled loogie of mass political destruction at you through the phone?"
"He's asking why we didn't have this same kind of outrage when those pro-ObamaCare SEIU union thugs beat up Ken Gladney and called him the 'n'-word outside that town hall meeting last summer."
"I'm sorry. Ken who?"
