I am a cat
A cool Afghan cat
Can’t you tell by my cool Afghan hat?
They say I’m corrupt
So very corrupt
That Obama demands reform be abrupt
They say I’m on drugs
On so many drugs
And that might be why I'm so smug
I just want my own way
And only my way
Or I’ll join the Taliban, I say!
But I’ve still got my hat
My cool Afghan hat
Please, NATO, protect my head in this hat!