"Why won't this jelly spread?"
"Because that's not jelly. It's a big chunk of apricot."
"Why is there a big chunk of apricot in the jelly?"
"Because that's not jelly. It's jam."
"Why can't we just buy jelly like normal people?"
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"Why won't this jelly spread?"
"Because that's not jelly. It's a big chunk of apricot."
"Why is there a big chunk of apricot in the jelly?"
"Because that's not jelly. It's jam."
"Why can't we just buy jelly like normal people?"