U.S. Envoy to Sudan Scott Gration:
“We’ve got to think about giving out cookies,” Mr. Gration told the Washington Post last fall. “Kids, countries—they react to gold stars, smiley faces . . .”Partial list of U.S. allies and friendly countries that would very much like a cookie:
United KingdomPartial list of dictatorships and unfriendly countries currently enjoying a cookie without changing their policies and behavior:
ChinaClearly, it's time to put the Girl Scouts in charge of American foreign policy. Because they apparently understand the uses (and the limitations) of cookies far better than the current administration.