Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Unprecedented Non-Binding Progress

"President Hu and I are pleased to announce the unprecedented progress of our non-binding agreement for the Chinese to continue claiming they are considering a potential set of hypothetical Iranian sanctions that at some point in the future might be offered to the Security Council for their theoretical perusal and conceivable comments before further presumable re-drafting and likely re-negotiation, after which time the Iranians will have the bomb and we will infer the achievement of a persuasive change of subject..."