Monday, May 10, 2010

The Last Question He Wanted to Hear


"It's a lovely gift, Mr. President. Simply lovely. Perhaps you would be gracious enough to teach me how to use this, what is it called, this iPod?"

"Oh, uh, well, I don't think we really have time right now for—"

"Nonsense! I'm the Queen of England, and you're the Leader of the Free World! We can make the time! Why, we can do it right here! I'm sure these lovely cameramen won't mind!"

"Oh, bugger..."