Friday, September 24, 2010

The Sound of Obama: "My Favorite Things"


Deficit spending and whiskers on kittens
Class warfare taxes and warm woolen mittens
Big reform packages tied with red strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Carbon cut mandates and crisp apple strudels
Weak sanctions and outreach and schnitzel with noodles
Troops that withdraw with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Government workers with stimulus sashes
Bailouts that stick to my nose and eyelashes
Silver-tongued photo ops all through the spring
These are a few of my favorite things

When the polls bite
When the gaffes sting
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel... so bad...

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