Deficit spending and whiskers on kittens
Class warfare taxes and warm woolen mittens
Big reform packages tied with red strings
These are a few of my favorite things
Carbon cut mandates and crisp apple strudels
Weak sanctions and outreach and schnitzel with noodles
Troops that withdraw with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Government workers with stimulus sashes
Bailouts that stick to my nose and eyelashes
Silver-tongued photo ops all through the spring
These are a few of my favorite things
When the polls bite
When the gaffes sting
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel... so bad...
[Repeat all verses]
2 comments:
Very clever, not to mention creepy!
Could this be turned into a Tim Burton film? Think about it. Johnny Depp could play the leading role. It could be cast as a mix of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," Ed. Scissorhands....
Really!
So long as he's singing this from his home in Illinois come 2012's election.
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