In honor of Christmas Day -- and the wailing cat that woke the house at 6 AM -- a reading from the Book of Luke, Chapter 2, as worded by the LOLCat Bible Translation Project:
Sheep-doodz n AngelsMerry Christmas, reader-doodz!
8 Then there wuz sheep-doods in teh field, an they wuz watchin teh sheep in teh dark. Iz vry vry boring. srsly. 9 An suddenly, visible angel! An glory! O noez!! 10 But teh angel sed, "DONT AFRAID OF ENYTHING! it r ok, you can has gud news for all teh doodz! 11 Todai in da city ov David, you can has sayvur! is Christ da Lord! w00t! 12 Iz sign fer u, find da kitteh wrapd like brrito in a big fud dish." 13 An suddenly, moar angelz! They sez, 14 "w00t to teh Ceiling Cat! An peace fer doodz he luffs! Kthxbai."