Thursday, January 20, 2011

The New Civility

Henceforth, all targets, crosshairs, and gunsights in political and/or activist advertising will include an obligatory -- and calming -- smiley-face to emphasize the peacefulness, civility, and social justice of that group's tactics and cause, especially when the target, crosshair, or gunsight is paired with a home address:

Any similarity between the smiley-face pictured above and the Wal-Mart logo is entirely coincidental, I'm sure.