Monday, February 28, 2011

Overheard While Walking the Dog

COACH: I'm serious. I will make you do push ups if you miss another easy ball like that.

PLAYER: But you didn't hit it right to me.

COACH: Hit it right to you? Do you think the other team is going to hit the ball right where you want them to, just so you can stand there and wait for it to fall into your hands and not have to hustle?

PLAYER: They might if we ask them nicely.

COACH: Ask them nicely?! What [muffled cursing] kind of league do you think you're playing in here?!