Which of the following groups of dancing protesters in Madison, Wisconsin, has the best shot at winning America's Best Dance Crew?
A) The Sweet Carolines:
B) The Napoleon Dynamites:
C) Goth Mary Poppins, Middle-Aged Vampire Mummer, and...well...I honestly have no frakkin' idea, but one of them has a broom:
Hint: Sorry, but none of the above stands a chance compared to the brothers of Alpha Delta Phi, who in this not entirely safe depending on where you work video prove that you don't need a Supreme Court decision to deal with the Westboro Baptist Church: