1. Ain’t no Wall Street crackaz go’n give him no lip. M*thaf*cka did time, dog!
2. M*thaf*cka know all the pimps in the crib, so no child lef’ behind.
3. M*thaf*cka down with the bitches and hoes, so he unnerstandz the war on women.
4. Presidential portrait featurin’ a 40 and a blunt.
5. M*thaf*cka dropped “Drop It Like It’s Hot,” so he feelin’ the danger of global warming.
6. M*thaf*cka ain’t got no John Edwards hair, son!
7. Beyonce do all that Condi did but with more swag.
8. Ain’t no UN m*thaf*ckas go’n veto our asses when he in charge. M*thaf*cka did time, dog!
9. M*thaf*cka once had his own porn company, so he got the lowdown on what small business need.
10. M*thaf*cka's name is Snoop, so ain't no intel go'n be missed!
(See the original NSFW list of 10 reasons to vote for Obama and 10 reasons to vote against Romney -- made famous by Snoop