Thursday, November 1, 2012

A Married Conversation About Wheat Bread and Multicultural Baselines

“How is that bread?”

“It’s all right.”

“What’s wrong with it?”

“Nothing. It’s just wheat bread, and I’m a white bread kind of guy.”

“You are so white bread.”

“Hey, there’s no shame in white bread. Multiculturalism includes white bread, too.”

“How did you get multiculturalism from bread?”

“Without white bread people, how would wheat bread people know how diverse they are? And how much cooler they are in comparison to the white bread people? We white bread people are the multicultural baseline.”

“Shut up and eat your baseline, my love.”