Monday, December 24, 2012

Merry Christmas, House Republicans

“Speaker Boehner! Speaker Boehner! Thanks for stopping, Speaker Boehner. Look, we House Republicans know things are tense between us right now, what with our rejecting your Plan B to tax only those people actually making a million dollars a year or more. Yeah, we really cut you off at the knees on that one. Took away any remaining bargaining power you might have had on the fiscal cliff, too, and we mean totally. Not to mention playing into the worst stereotypes the Democrats throw out there about us, like how we’re intransigent, unwilling to compromise, have all these ideological purity litmus tests that won’t allow us to come together and work with even the other members of our own party. But hey, ‘tis the season, right? Merry Christmas, Speaker Boehner!”

*gasp!* *choke!* *we got a traitor in fight against the war on christmas here!*