Sunday, December 23, 2012

Merry Christmas, Speaker Boehner

“Merry Christmas, John.”

“Merry Christmas, Mr. President.”

“See, John? I just ended the War on Christmas for you. That’s leadership. That’s compromise. What more could you possibly want in these fiscal cliff negotiations?”

“Some actual spending cuts to go with along your tax increases would be nice.”

“Don’t make me wish you Happy Holidays, John.”