A Five-Step Soup Disaster

Step 1: Slice open thumb while trying to open soup without spraying it all over the kitchen cabinets.

Step 2: Spray soup all over the kitchen cabinets.

Step 3: Hear soup explode in microwave; watch dog run into different room.

Step 4: Burn fingertips removing soup from microwave.

Step 5: Realize you bought the wrong soup, so lunch was doomed from the start.