Friday, February 1, 2013

The Blanket Defense, with Chuck Hagel


“Senator, in the interests of time, I’d like to just issue a blanket correction-slash-apology for all my previous confusing and troubling public statements up to and including this point. That should allow us to move on to entirely new confusing and troubling statements and even outright admissions of ignorance which I can then correct and apologize for tomorrow...”

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