Saturday, May 4, 2013

A Married Conversation (without Spoilers) After Watching Tom Cruise in Oblivion

“So what was your biggest problem with Oblivion?”

“Seeing Jamie Lannister walking around with a big gun instead of a sword.”

“Seriously? That’s what bothered you most?”

“Absolutely. Because from that moment on, I just kept picturing Jon Snow instead of Tom Cruise, Sansa Stark instead of Tom Cruise’s partner in the tower, and Peter Dinklage instead of Morgan Freeman. It was Game of Oblivion inside my mind.”

“Sounds like you saw the better movie.”

“Peter’s already got Oscar buzz, or so the voices tell me.”