Wednesday, May 8, 2013

How Do You Solve a Problem Like the Benghazi Whistleblowers?


1)     “The non-extremist Republicans all agree with the Democrats, there’s nothing here.”

2)     “People tweeting most about #Benghazi are white, married men who like Chik-fil-A.”

3)     “Squirrel!”

4)     “You may have been our Number Two guy in the Libyan embassy, but can you really be sure that was actually Hillary Clinton you briefed about a terrorist attack instead of a YouTube video that night?”

5)     “But if it wasn’t about the video, then why is that filmmaker still in jail?”

6)     “We can talk about four dead Americans in Benghazi or about four-thousand dead Americans in Iraq.”

7)     “Yes, the State Department had all the references to Al-Qaeda taken out of the talking points. That’s called diplomacy.”

8)     “Death is a part of life.”

9)     “Remember when Karl Rove and George W. Bush...”

10)   “The bottom line is that Hillary would never, ever lie to the American people. She’s a Clinton!”

UPDATE:

11)   “Maybe it was a virtual protest...”