Thursday, September 19, 2013

"It's Gettin' Real in the Whole Foods Parking Lot"

A memory of my West LA days...

Good times... Sort of...

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Because the Debt Ceiling Has Nothing To Do with the Debt...

Now, this debt ceiling—I just want to remind people in case you haven’t been keeping up—raising the debt ceiling, which has been done over a hundred times, does not increase our debt. Simply because we need—and will quickly usethe authority of a new and even higher debt ceiling so that we can borrow even more money just to make the interest payments on all that other money we’ve already borrowed and spent under the authority of the last hundred or so debt ceilings does not mean that our debt is going to increase. Don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise, because, I mean, seriously, these Republicans will just say anything at this point..."

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Twelve Years Ago Today

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

15 Minutes of Sheer Insanity To Make You Forget About Syria


Monday, September 9, 2013

Pop Quiz: Who Will Save Us From Vladimir Putin Edition

Simply put, Russian President Vladimir Putin -- that's right, this guy --

-- is running diplomatic and geopolitical rings around an obviously (and painfully) outmatched and increasingly feckless President Barack Obama. Who can America turn to for the kind of serious, clear-eyed, and steely-spined leadership that will be needed to save us all from an ex-KGB man who spends his off-hours killing Siberian tigers while armed with nothing more than a wilted dandelion?

A) Richard B. Riddick:

B) Captain America:

C) Tywin Lannister:

Hint: Our only choices are all fictional characters? Winter is coming.

Friday, September 6, 2013

White House Phone Logs: President Obama Calls the International Syrian Strike Coalition

"Hello? Is this the International Syrian Strike Coalition?... Hello?... Hello?... Nobody wants to speak first?... I can hear you breathing, Francois..."

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Remember When Diane Sawyer Asked Bashar Assad What Was On His iPod?

Maybe Diane can ask him what's on his iPod these days...

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Meanwhile, in Sweden...

"I did not have red line relations with that country, Miss Syria..."