Simply put, Russian President Vladimir Putin -- that's right, this guy --
-- is running diplomatic and geopolitical rings around an obviously (and painfully) outmatched and increasingly feckless President Barack Obama. Who can America turn to for the kind of serious, clear-eyed, and steely-spined leadership that will be needed to save us all from an ex-KGB man who spends his off-hours killing Siberian tigers while armed with nothing more than a wilted dandelion?
A) Richard B. Riddick:
B) Captain America:
C) Tywin Lannister:
Hint: Our only choices are all fictional characters? Winter is coming.