Monday, September 9, 2013

Pop Quiz: Who Will Save Us From Vladimir Putin Edition

Simply put, Russian President Vladimir Putin -- that's right, this guy --


-- is running diplomatic and geopolitical rings around an obviously (and painfully) outmatched and increasingly feckless President Barack Obama. Who can America turn to for the kind of serious, clear-eyed, and steely-spined leadership that will be needed to save us all from an ex-KGB man who spends his off-hours killing Siberian tigers while armed with nothing more than a wilted dandelion?

A) Richard B. Riddick:


B) Captain America:


C) Tywin Lannister:


Hint: Our only choices are all fictional characters? Winter is coming.